Hair it is.....

^Disappointment...

For all those non-believers... here's proof that my hair is yucky... it may not be noticeable from far off but close up... it TRULY is a disaster.

The day i dyed my hair orange.

So those of you who know me know i have a weird fetish for ugly things.... like ugly bags or shirts, accessories... stuff like that... well... now it appears i have a love for ALL things ugly... even things that are semi-permanently on me.... like my hair.... i decided it was time to dye my roots... now normally i would dye them black and be done with it... but since i am getting my hair professionally dyed in a month i didn't want to kill my hair with too much dying so i decided to go semi-permanent. then i began thinking about how i could do something different with my hair since it was OONLY semi-permanent... and i was set on the idea that i could dye my roots Copper Red.....yes friends.... this was dumb i know... but again consider my unnatural love for all things ugly and maybe it will make a bit more sense. Of course i come home and tell enos and he makes a disgusted face and says, "uhhh... NO." But i was relentless.... so now i sit here at my computer at work with what you might call "ode to white trash roots" on my hair and i'll have to dye my hair again tonight to prevent any further emotional damage which defeats the whole idea of SAVING my hair with semi-permanent dye. The moral of this story? Suck it up... be grown up and DON'T DYE YOUR HAIR ORANGE(or any other unnatural color for that matter)....it's NOT cute or fun or cool. it's extremely non-these things. I'll post pictures before i dye it back tonight.

Fun at work

Well... just to show you what i've been up to... yup... that's right... you guessed it... NOTHING. That's why i had time to create this little beaut with a friend from work... i found this picture online and couldn't resist typing a caption courtesy of my friend Ammon.

what's this? a post the next day???

yes, it's true... im posting again.... the VERY NEXT DAY... and you know why? because i said i wouldn't. The plumber's butt picture was inspired by my dear husband who's crack has become a regular in our home. Also, the kitty in the blinds is something Geoffrey did today that made me cry with hysteria... Naturally i yelled for him to get out but he was in such a bind that he just kinda paused and thought, "well now... how am i gonna get outta this FAST!!?" He was a bit unsuccessful which also contributed to my laughter. i know these are terrible scans again but i didn't have time to fix them because i knew if i waited... they'd never get up here. Also... the boy with the banjo reminds me of Conor Oberst from Bright Eyes because he looks so sad and sweet. Oh emo.

I'm a liar...get over it.

Yes, it's true... i lie about all my commitments.. if say i'll call you back... i won't. if i say i'll be there... nope. and last but not least... if i SAY i'll post... it won't only NOT happen... it will take several weeks or even MONTHS until i'll actually post again. So there. take that World!!! here are some posts... don't expect anything from me ever again. :) ps. the thing the dog is saying is based on a special i saw on tv about how they are teaching dogs how to sniff out cancer... it works!! weird....

Cake Decorating Graduation

This is my cake decorating final. No we weren't graded but judging from the misplaced flowers i'd say i get a B. It was oh so delicious though with it's strawberry/cream cheese filling and vanilla buttercream frosting. mmm. I'm so glad i took this class so i can learn to be really creative with my cakes.....and i'm taking the fondant and gum paste class in the fall so i can someday be the ace of cakes. :) Ha. Oh... and my computer works now so... i'll try and post more than never.

A very sad computer day.

Welp... it happened. Our home computer eventually slowed to a complete stop. Enos and i didn't know that the "new" hard drive put into his computer a few years ago by a friend actually had spyware on it that ate at windows making his computer progressively slower until a couple of days ago it just STOPPED. so i'm stuck without a computer at home which means no new posts for a while. I know, i've done this before WITHOUT my computer being lifeless... but at least this time my excuse is legitimate. :) Until then...

The Palm Tree Experience

Sooo... i made this cake for my cake decorating class... and it looks like this.... it was REALLY delicious. I used a cinnamon swirl cake mix that was really moist and tasted just like a cinnamon roll. DELICIOUS... the design was okay... i had too many greens going on because basically i was trying to finish it really fast so my guests could eat it. I don't think you can tell here but i did stars for the leaves and coconuts (which don't really show up) but yeah... i had carpal tunnel afterwards...ha. :)

Point and click Heinzen clan

Hello family and friends... here are some pictures we snapped of the good ol' family today. Doesn't geoffrey look so precious? i know. enos and i don't look half bad either. later!!! love you all!!

The last time i saw my friend...

So... it's been about what... 5 or 6 weeks since i've seen my friend janae... not as a dead baby oven zombie that is... it made me think... hmm... when was the last time i remember her not being that way..... well... here it is. how sad.

Hideousness in the Years of Yore

This is a hideous picture of enos and i.... it's from last summer. I can honestly say i think we've improved in our looks and spiritually too... but mostly physically... i'll post to show our progress... as far as blogging goes.... I just wanted to let everyone know that i'll be posting toMORROW. i was too busy and tired and SICK... yes... SICK... to post something tonight.... But be warned... i come baring puppies... in comic form. Indeed... i know... that was stupid. I'm off to bed now.

A new postest with the mostest.

yes indeed. i know i've fooled you in the past but this time i mean it... im updating my blog at LEAST once a week for now on. What brought this renewed dedication you ask? An angry sister. that's all i'll say for now. enjoy these work sketches. Oh! and i apologize for the quality of the scans... i didn't have a whole lot of time to make these pretty. forgive me.

What's this? I new post? i've never seen this on Lindsay's Blog

Here are some quick drawings i did for my nephews. I know i know...i lied about posting... i'm trying to get better. Please keep checking... i promise i'll post new stuff soon!!!! :)

What's this? i have a blog?

okay okay... so i've been on hiatus....but i'm back now and im gonna change the format of this blog a little. I'm gonna give myself assignments but i need ideas for things to draw. These will just be sketchy fun drawings... nothing too finished. PS. i got a new job so i've actually been busy as opposed to where i USED to work. okay enough of that... i'll be making my first new post this weekend... that's right.... you won't have to look at those bloody mermaids anymore and long to kill me in your sleep, anymore.... all new drawings will be spewing out, all over the place!!! (that sounds wrong.) until then......

Three Little Mermaids...

Wow... it's really hard for me to draw mermaids without someone saying.. "she looks like ariel!" i think i accomplished it though... this is a christmas present for my niece who LOVES mermaids.

Little Creatures for the Christmas Tree

These are some little monsters i made for our Christmas tree this year.... i liked Cali Rezo's creatures and took a go at it... im no sewer but i think they turned out pretty fun... i'm gonna make more. ha.